Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."
I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Response
Sounds like my grandma’s version of a time capsule! Who needs history books when you’ve got grocery receipts from 1935 all the way through 2021 jammed into that “big purse museum”. 😂👜🧾