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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.