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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse f…

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse f…

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"Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, memory, money, organization, purse, receipt, shopping, year on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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