Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
  • The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.
  • Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
  • I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
  • Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
  • Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.