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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.