I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They ha… Commentary:"Embracing the cattitude! 😼 Even the feline grumps deserve love. Perhaps they were just having a 'purrsonal' bad day! 🐾😹 #CatLover" Related Funny Posts 🤝 No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
