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  • No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.
  • I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
  • Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
  • Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.
  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
  • I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.