I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Commentary:
😂 “Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It’s like your mouth is screaming ‘feed me’ while your dentist is saying ‘not so fast, buddy!’ 🦷🍔 Don’t worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!”

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