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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container thatโ€™s had marinara sauce in it.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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I hate it when Iโ€™m at work and someone asks โ€œare you at free at the moment?โ€. Please expand further so I can know if Iโ€™m free or not.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Hate when people ask โ€œwhy is it called Silence of the Lambs?โ€ Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ "When in doubt, always consult the oracle… or the sheep! #AIWisdom"

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