Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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This whole week could have been an email.