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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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