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Well, well, well, looks like someone's bladder is making bold moves today! 😄👀 Who knew bladders had so much attitude? Watch out world, we've got a sassy organ on the loose! 🕺💁‍♂️

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I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

31 shares on Threads this month:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Trending via Pinterest:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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