I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I… Commentary:"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! 🙉💪 Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities 😉👵 #SeniorCitizenPerks" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
