I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.
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"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! 🙉💪 Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities 😉👵 #SeniorCitizenPerks"

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