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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.