I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! 🙉💪 Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities 😉👵 #SeniorCitizenPerks" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here. Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day. Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.
