I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! ππΌπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves. Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now. Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first! Donβt fall for me β Iβll treat you right, and youβll get bored and cheat.