I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s t… Commentary:"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now. I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves. Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first! Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.