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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Breaking via YouTube:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Freshly posted on Slack:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Spotted on Discord:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’m ready to try another planet.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Making waves on X:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Freshly posted on X:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Breaking via Discord:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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