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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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Sounds like I'm living in the Netflix original series: Procrastination and Chill 📺🍟🛋️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, decay, except, humor, i, indecision, laziness, life, procrastination, romanticize, self-deprecation on Jul 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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