I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.