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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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"Ah, the classic dilemma of who foots the bill on the first date 🤔 Maybe we should just all agree to let the house cover it and avoid the awkward wallet dance 💁‍♂️🏡 Who knew real estate could be such a matchmaker? 😂 #DateNightOnTheHouse"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, date, dating, dating advice, first date, house, humor, i, pay, payment, person, relationship, should, think on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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