I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get. Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.