I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Living the dream: off-grid, but still online! ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. When someone asks me what my dream job is, itโs just like “I donโt know dude, I donโt dream about jobs” As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, Iโm wondering how I can actually make that happen. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because thereโs a chance Iโll get eaten by a bear. If Iโm ever found dead in the woods, itโs probably because I was trying to pet a bear. I need to consult the woods about this. I canโt tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.
