I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream: off-grid, but still online! 🌲📶😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen. When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I need to consult the woods about this. I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.