I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on. People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses. I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either. Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.
