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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Going viral on Slack:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Spotted on Telegram:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Live now on Telegram:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Breaking via Instagram:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Making waves on Facebook:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Ugh, but profoundly.

I have a very active anti-social life.

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63 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

25 shares on X this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Spotted on Messenger:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Just landed via Facebook:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Spotted on TikTok:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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