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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.