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  • Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.
  • Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
  • Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
  • I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
  • Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.
  • Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.