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Taking a deep dive into long paragraphs is like bringing a thesaurus to a meme-off. Just say OK and win the race with a turtle's speed! 🐢😂📚

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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2 months ago

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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2 months ago

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

61 shares on YouTube this month:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Spotted on Reddit:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Live now on Snapchat:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Going viral on Threads:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Just landed via Discord:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Going bananas on TikTok:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Just shared via Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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