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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Live now on WeChat:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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