I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This remote has more power than my morning coffee! ☕🔀📺 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.” Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe. I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.