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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.