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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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19 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

12 shares on X this month:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

54 shares on Slack this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

92 shares on X this month:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Seen just now on Discord:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Shared recently on Telegram:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Breaking via WeChat:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Seen just now on Threads:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Going viral on WeChat:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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