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Oh, the eternal struggle between hunger and snack attacks! 🍿🍫 Don't worry, you're just keeping your snack muscles strong for the next snack. It's all about snack-terval training! 💪🤣 #SnackAttack #CanNeverHaveTooManySnacks

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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I had too much to think last night.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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My life coach traded me.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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