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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Going viral on X:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Going viral on Reddit:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Making waves on Messenger:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Trending via TikTok:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Live now on YouTube:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Shared recently on TikTok:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

1 month ago

Playful quote about aging and online shopping, with a humorous take on adulting and socks.

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Commentary:
"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We’ve got a shituation here.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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I’ve been a main character since birth.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Live now on X:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Trending via WeChat:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Going bananas on Threads:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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