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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one…

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one…

Commentary:
"Marriage is like having a permanent 'annoyance buddy' for life. It's a unique bond where you get to irritate each other in the most loving way possible. Who knew annoyance could be so endearing?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoy, commitment, humor, life, love, marriage, person, relationship, special, special person on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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