I love it when God gives me money. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:God's got that direct deposit drip! 💸😇✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally. I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”