Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Commentary:
That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.
  • It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
  • If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.
  • The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.
  • Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, flirting, going, humor, i, interaction, laugh, laughter, relationship, right, snort, snort laugh, social, social interaction on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like… If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 379 this month

14,130 funny quotes and pics

16,400 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 21, 2025

3,865 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress