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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.