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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

68 shares on X this month:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

49 shares on Slack this month:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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