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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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Blink if you want me!

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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