I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?