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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.