Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
- We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
- Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
- My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.
- I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.
