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  • Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.
  • The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.
  • Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.
  • Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
  • It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.