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"Priorities definitely shift when you're on a winning streak in Wordle! 😂💀 Better solve those clues quickly before Death comes knocking and ruins it all! 🤞🏆 #WordlePriority #DeathVsWordle"

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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2 months ago

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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2 months ago

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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1 month ago

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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1 month ago

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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2 months ago

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Just landed via Threads:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Going viral on WeChat:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Going viral on Reddit:

Dear Santa, Money!

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Just shared via Reddit:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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