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"Priorities definitely shift when you're on a winning streak in Wordle! 😂💀 Better solve those clues quickly before Death comes knocking and ruins it all! 🤞🏆 #WordlePriority #DeathVsWordle"

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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42 shares on Telegram this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Manifesting you in my bed.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

87 shares on X this month:

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Hang in there, it gets worse.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Breaking via Reddit:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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