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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.