I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.