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Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

92 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Going bananas on Slack:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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