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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.