I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉

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