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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.