I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.