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  • “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
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  • I be like, β€œWho’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
  • Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.
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  • Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.