I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Commentary:
“Taking the road less traveled to avoid awkward encounters: a masterclass in social navigation! 🚶‍♂️🌿 Better pack some snacks, because this journey might just become a solo picnic. Who needs a map when you have pure determination to dodge small talk?”

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