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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.