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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.