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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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