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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.