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  • Be the reason someone burns sage.
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  • Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.
  • There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.
  • “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
  • In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.