I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.