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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Commentary:
"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷‍♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, job, jobs, politics, president, promise, satire, want, work on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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