I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job. Commentary:"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”. Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.