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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.