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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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2 months ago

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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2 months ago

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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2 months ago

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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5 months ago

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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6 months ago

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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2 months ago

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81 shares on YouTube this month:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

98 shares on YouTube this month:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

80 shares on X this month:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

60 shares on X this month:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Trending via Snapchat:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Seen just now on Discord:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Freshly posted on X:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Breaking via Messenger:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Going bananas on Twitch:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Making waves on Telegram:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Just shared via Facebook:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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