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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.