I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it. Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.