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  • Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.
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  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
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  • It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.
  • You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)