I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Commentary:"Same, but my genes seem to be more 'relaxed fit' 😄👖 #GeneticsGotJokes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”. I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in. My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.