I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money? Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses. Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer. Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.