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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass…

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass…

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If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cars, eating, freedom, grass, humor, i, just, moose, school, wish, work, wrecking on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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