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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.