I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.