I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If my hair could talk, it would probably be saying 'Talk to the volume, because my mouth is busy!' 💁♀️💬 #HairGoals #BigMouth" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. He’s a 10 but so is his volume. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.