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  • I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
  • She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.
  • I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.
  • Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.
  • One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.
  • Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.