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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.