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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLE…

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLE…

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Oh, how fascinating it would be to meet someone who is ILLEGALLY blind! 🤓🚫👀 I mean, legally blind is one thing, but illegally blind? Sounds like they've been bending the rules of sight! Maybe they just can't see the fine print in their vision contract. 😂🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blind, hear, hearing, i, illegal, interest, someone on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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