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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Oh, how fascinating it would be to meet someone who is ILLEGALLY blind! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘€ I mean, legally blind is one thing, but illegally blind? Sounds like they've been bending the rules of sight! Maybe they just can't see the fine print in their vision contract. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”



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